Please see NEW June 6, 2008 VERSION WITH CASELAW CITES at- http://familyrights.us/bin/FORMS/sworn_affidavit.html ====================================================== AFFIDAVIT OF YOUR FULL NAME HERE IN CAPITALS State of Your State ) ) County of Your County )  BEFORE ME, the undersigned Notary Public, personally appeared Firstname Lastname, who, having been first duly sworn by me, deposes and says that:  1. I, Firstname Lastname hereby state that on Month Day, Year, Ms. Case Worker of CPS came to my front door and told me "there had been a report" that my husband had a miniature guillotine to cut off my kids' fingers to punish them. She said that she wanted to "help me get this cleared up". 2. Since my kids still have all their fingers, I thought this OBVIOUSLY was a mistake and I LET HER IN MY HOUSE and TALKED with her. 3. Ms. Case Worker immediately started walking though my house taking notes and commenting how dirty it was (I had just finished changing the baby's diaper when Ms. Case Worker rang the door-bell and I had left the dirty one on the changing table). The 2 year old and the 5 year old had their toys scattered in the living room and were PLAYING WITH THEM AT THE TIME. The 2 year old had scratched his face with his plastic truck and the 5 year old had a bandage on his knee from falling down the steps. 4. Ms. Case Worker looked in the refrigerator and noticed it was pretty empty (this was my shopping day and I hadn't gone shopping yet!) and commented that "it appears you have nothing to eat". The 5 year old had the "smiffles" and was recovering from a bad bout of flu and Ms. Case Worker said he "looked dehydrated" and pointed out that snot was running out of his nose (well if I hadn't been standing there with Ms. Case Worker demanding my time, I would have been wiping his nose!) 5. Ms. Case Worker left and returned a couple hours later with two policemen and snatched ALL MY KIDS and gave me a piece of paper charging me with NEGLECT, MEDICAL NEGLECT, FAILURE TO PROTECT, THREAT OF HARM, and PHYSICAL ABUSE. 6. The piece of paper also stated that I DENIED that my husband had a miniature guillotine and had displayed "anger management difficulties when confronted about the miniature guillotine. It also said that I was enabling my husband's abuse by defending him and I was a "vicim in denial". 7. AND THAT IS HOW YOU WRITE AN AFFIDAVIT- The truth, the dates, the facts, the names. Stick it in and TWIST IT with the Social Worker's COLOR OF LAW CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS by getting you to let her into your house and talking with her and how FRAUDULENT, MENDACIOUS, and under-handed she had been in FABRICATING a FALSE ALLEGATION from a BOGUS "report". Delete all this text from "1." down to "FURTHER AFFIANT SAYETH NAUGHT" and replace all this with YOUR STORY. Or if THIS IS your story, replace "Ms. Case Worker" with whatever the Case Worker's REAL NAME is in your case. Keep it to FACTS, dates, and names. Leave the emotional parts out. When you are finished, you get it REALLY NOTARIZED, make a bunch of copies, and SERVE THEM ON THE CPS, THE COURT, THE DA, THE POLICE DEPT, and EVERYONE ELSE that thinks they had any business forcing the great big nose of government into your family. Your Sworn Affidavit when FILED is your GLADIATOR and it will keep fighting for you for YEARS. DO NOT forget to create the Certificate of Service! http://familyrightsassociation.com/bin/FORMS/certificate_of_service.htm FURTHER AFFIANT SAYETH NAUGHT. ________________________________ (SEAL) ________________________________ (SEAL) The foregoing instrument was acknowledged by me this ______day of _____________, 19 ____ by:________________________________________ who is/are personally known by me or who has/have produced: ______________________________________ as identification and who did take an oath. ________________________________ (SEAL) Notary Public State of My Commission Expires: