Easter is Cancelled

4-10-2004 News Bulletin-

The Easter Bunny is dead, the basket is crushed, and all the colored eggs are broken.

Yesterday, the Easter Bunny was hit by a CPS worker on her way to one of the infamous Friday afternoon child snatchings.

The CPS worker did not even slow down.  Several of the eye-witness woodland creatures report they heard the CPS worker laughing with glee.  It is not determined whether her gleeful laughter was before or after she ran over the Easter Bunny.

The CPS worker's supervisor says the worker is on vacation.  The supervisor says he is on vacation too.  Nobody at CPS would comment due to "confidentiality issues".

The CPS supervisor did comment off-camera: "What did you need Easter for anyway?  You have CPS.  What more could a kid ever want?"